Heard a coworker call my cold leftover pizza with ketchup breakfast 'a crime against food' and it got me thinking

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Consider my entire diet a crime scene then. I once ate cold canned ravioli straight from the tin while standing in front of the open fridge. The ketchup pizza is just the tip of the iceberg.

victorb171mo ago

Wait, you're calling that a crime scene? I mean, cold ravioli from the can is basically a survival skill. It's efficient, you know? The fridge light is just mood lighting. Maybe it's just me, but I feel like there's a big difference between weird food hacks and actual food crimes. Ketchup pizza sounds way more chaotic than a simple can of ravioli.

claire_walker1mo ago

Okay but cold ravioli from the can is a classic move. That's just practical, not a crime.