Heard a coworker call my cold leftover pizza with ketchup breakfast 'a crime against food' and it got me thinking | Controversial Comfort Foods - Opinions Matter
Consider my entire diet a crime scene then. I once ate cold canned ravioli straight from the tin while standing in front of the open fridge. The ketchup pizza is just the tip of the iceberg.
Wait, you're calling that a crime scene? I mean, cold ravioli from the can is basically a survival skill. It's efficient, you know? The fridge light is just mood lighting. Maybe it's just me, but I feel like there's a big difference between weird food hacks and actual food crimes. Ketchup pizza sounds way more chaotic than a simple can of ravioli.