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Unpopular opinion: Cold pizza is the best fence crew lunch until wildlife crashes the party

A clever raccoon snatched our whole pepperoni pie from the tailgate while we mixed footing concrete.
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lindat41
lindat411mo ago
After @the_luna's marmot story, why risk cold pizza at all?
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vera944
vera9441mo ago
But have you considered that marmots are a pretty specific workplace hazard? Most of us eat lunch in offices or at home where the wildlife threat is basically zero. The real risk of cold pizza is just soggy crust, not bold forest creatures.
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the_luna
the_luna1mo ago
Last summer on a job site near Lake Wenatchee, a marmot got into our lunch cooler and ate three turkey sandwiches. It ignored the chips and fruit, just went straight for the meat. That little guy was truly bold, sitting on the picnic table wrapper and all. We had to chase the thing halfway to the tree line before it let go of a Ziploc bag. Now everything gets locked in the truck cab, no exceptions.
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