Showerthought: The Taco Bell breakfast crunchwrap is a total scam

Got one in Phoenix last Tuesday, it was just a sad, cold tortilla with a single strip of bacon inside. Asked them to make it fresh, got the same lukewarm mess. Anyone else think their breakfast menu is just a way to sell old ingredients?

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holly_sanchez751mo ago

Ever try asking for extra cheese to make it less sad?

alicesingh1mo ago

But is a pizza really something that can be sad? It's just food. If it's that bad, maybe just get something else. Extra cheese feels like putting a band-aid on a bigger problem. Are we overthinking a slice of pizza here?

pat_schmidt601mo ago

Wait, are we really saying pizza can't be sad? That's wild. @holly_sanchez75 has a point, extra cheese is a legit fix. Ever had a pizza where the cheese barely covers the sauce and the pepperoni looks lonely? That's a sad pizza. Adding more cheese is like giving it a purpose, turning a depressing meal into something worth eating. It's not overthinking, it's basic food respect.