Saw a bumper sticker in the Walmart lot off Route 9 last Tuesday that just read "Honk if you're paying attention" and now I want one | Bumper Sticker Wisdom - Opinions Matter
Hate to be that guy but Corollas don't really get "beat up" so much as they just fade and keep running forever. That's kind of their whole thing. Anyway, the sticker is great but my favorite one lately was on a rusted out pickup that said "Yes this is my truck, no I won't help you move." Felt personal and honest. The honk one is solid though, there's something about a sticker that just tells people to wake up that hits different sitting in traffic on Route 9.
Fair point about the Corolla, mine is more duct tape and hope than actual car at this point. The engine light has been on so long it feels like a decoration now. That moving truck sticker is gold though, I would pay real money to see the look on someone's face when they ask for help and get pointed at that bumper. My own ride has a sticker that says "wash me" but it's been there so long the sticker itself is dirty, which feels like a personal low. Sitting on Route 9 you need all the laughs you can get, so honk away I guess.