Told my barber to surprise me and almost said what I really thought when he spun the chair around
I sat down at Ray's on 4th Street last Friday and told him to just do whatever he wanted, so he buzzed my sides down to a number 1 and left the top long. I stared at the mirror for a solid 10 seconds and the words 'bro this looks like a mullet had a baby with a lawnmower' were sitting right on my tongue, but I smiled and said it looked sharp. Has anyone else ever paid $22 plus tip for a haircut they're just gonna hide under a hat for 2 weeks?
Man, that lawnmower mullet line is too good to waste on a mirror. You should've just said it out loud, because now you're stuck with the hat life for two weeks while Ray thinks he nailed it. Here's the thing though, next time you go back he's gonna see the hat and assume the cut was fire, so he'll do the exact same thing again. You gotta speak up in the chair or Ray's just gonna keep giving you that same number 1 and long top special every single time.