Serious question, what is your final bite and why is it NOT a plain slice of pizza?
Everyone acts like a hot slice of pepperoni is the easy answer, but I'd take a cold, leftover meatloaf sandwich on white bread with ketchup, and I will die on that hill. What's the one food you'd pick that everyone else thinks is boring?
Ketchup on a cold meatloaf sandwich? You lost me right there. Cold meatloaf I can kinda get behind if it's fried up crispy the next day, but ketchup just makes the bread soggy and sad before you even take a bite. Why would you ruin perfectly good white bread like that? Now a cold fried chicken drumstick straight from the fridge at 11pm, that's a final bite worth fighting for. No sauce, no reheating, just cold crunchy salty goodness.