Vent: I keep seeing people poke their brisket like it's a steak
At a local cook-off last month, I watched three different teams constantly jabbing their briskets with a meat thermometer. They were checking every 30 minutes after the stall, pulling it out each time. Don't they know every time you poke a hole, you're letting all the good juices run out onto the cutting board? I learned from an old-timer in Austin that you check it maybe twice, tops, and you trust the feel more than the number. It's not a race, you know? Has anyone else seen this and just wanted to gently take the thermometer away from them?
Oh man, watching that would stress me out... it's like they're trying to turn their brisket into a colander. All those little juice rivers running onto the board, and for what? A number that probably didn't change from the last time they stabbed it. I saw a guy at a smoke-out who must have poked his flat twenty times, and it came out looking drier than my humor. At that point you're just making fancy jerky.