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Tried to impress a date with that bread and oil thing at a place in Austin, poured half the bottle on my lap
It was 2014 at this little Italian spot on South Congress, and I grabbed the olive oil like I knew what I was doing. Dumped it right down my jeans, and she just sat there watching me try to blot it with a cloth napkin. After that I stopped ordering anything that comes with a pour spout, so what do you even do in that moment, laugh or just leave?
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